Salute the shorts

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What He Wore:

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I’ve spent alot of my life trying to avoid wearing shorts. But in the midst of a balmy summer, I can’t help but give in to the cooler fabric and the smack of sticky thighs that comes along with it. Shorts, I think, are supposed to be sexy. Images of  California-tanned gleaming gams in Daisy Dukes comes to mind…but with legs the hue and consistency of greek yogurt I could never live in L.A.  My shorts-shame started around adolescence. For whatever reason I wasn’t allowed to shave my legs until the Spring semester of 7th grade — the girls in my class had started in 5th.  So I spent most of 6th grade hiding my stems under long dresses. This sparked a group of girls in my class (the kind with the California tan legs) to nickname me “Vampire Girl.” After shaving my legs for the first time in 7th grade I showed up to school donning a pair of new denim shorts. As I walked into the gym a girl said, “Ah, she just made me feel so much better. I was complaining about my legs not being tan enough but look at her!” In highschool on one of those too-hot Summer days, a friend’s alcoholic, semi-toothless father  exclaimed upon my arrival “Damnnnnn White Legs!” Ned reports a very similar history with shorts…so what is the moral of this story? Don’t trust tan people? Well… maybe. I say try wearing something that someone told you that you couldn’t, own it and prove that it was never true!



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4 Comments

  1. Posted 2009-08-03 at 08:28 | Permalink

    I salute your shorts! i’m dying over these looks, especially #2 w/ camel scarf! you’ve managed to do it again: total body positivity! ur so right, there’s something extremely liberating about wearing garments you’re told not to/allowed not to! thank you, rabbit!
    Pretty Robotic´s last blog ..Jewel Tones My ComLuv Profile

  2. Posted 2009-08-03 at 10:15 | Permalink

    Thank you PR! :) And I couldn’t agree more

  3. Posted 2009-08-04 at 05:50 | Permalink

    You are rocking the shorts! It feels great to really work something that people always said you couldn’t – kudos for having the courage to try it out.
    Miss Peregrin´s last blog ..What I Wore Today, Volume Ten + Meme My ComLuv Profile

  4. Posted 2009-08-12 at 08:40 | Permalink

    Thanks Miss P! I dont know why it feels so good to do that but it just does!! Btw I thrifted a pair of Ralph Lauren pleated powder blue shorts with a rose floral print this wknd, thinking about rockin them with a blazer and some pearls!

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